2005 Classic: The Restaurant

She asked the waiter if the steak had “aspirations” before it met me.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2010, the world learned that we didn't just want iPhones; we w...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

My mother-in-law stopped by for a visit one day. I asked her, “Ho...read more »

In 2012, we were all half-expecting the world to end on December ...read more »

I always know when it’s the mother-in-law knocking at the door be...read more »

Two guys were talking at a bar. The first one said, “My mother-in...read more »

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we wen...read more »

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven y...read more »

Finding the perfect gift is an art form in any relationship.For m...read more »

In 1998, the buzz was all about the upcoming Star Wars ...read more »

A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: "He fought w...read more »

An anagram of mother-in-law is woman Hitler.read more »

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a fr...read more »

Did you hear about the man who threw his mother-in-law into the l...read more »

@Beanie_Baby_Collector09/08/2009 17:45This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@The_Mask_Smokin01/23/2000 05:14P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Gladiator_Proximo06/18/2009 01:44Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Under_Const_Gif05/10/1999 06:41This site is never finished... with humor!

@Ring_Member_9811/10/2002 10:18Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@About_Dot_Com12/23/2014 12:35The human guide to online humor.

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob02/02/2015 15:55The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!