Why did we feel like spies? Because we could finally carry 8 megabytes of data on a keychain, officially making the floppy disk look like a piece of ancient pottery.
Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
I facepalmed and then I laughed.