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2001 Legacy: The Harry Potter Movie Debut

Why did the President’s staff watch it? To see if “Invisibility Cloaks” were available for purchase before the next press conference.

Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2001 “New Beginnings & Brave Faces” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_Explorer01/04/2005 07:23I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Palm_Pilot_User11/26/2013 20:18Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan10/17/2007 20:14Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Wayne_World_Ex12/17/2007 09:38Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Uncle_Rico_9808/26/2006 09:45I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Blink_Tag_User09/07/2013 21:26<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

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