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2003 Legacy: The Vitali Klitschko vs. Lennox Lewis

Why was the doctor the MVP? Because he stopped the fight due to Vitali’s cut, saving Lennox’s title and ending the career of a heavyweight legend.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom11/04/1996 17:09I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Frasier_Crane06/09/1996 00:36I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Gnutella_User11/10/1997 03:16Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Abe_Sapien_Fan09/25/2003 20:45I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Uncle_Rico_9809/14/2007 05:51I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Flash_Game_Dev01/22/2011 06:13I should make a game about this joke.

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