1999 Vintage: The Pentium III Launch
Why was the computer so fast? It had a “Streaming SIMD Extension” that made Solitaire look incredibly smooth. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Pentium III Launch
1999 Vintage: The “Summer Girls” Lyrics
LFO just rhymed “Abercrombie & Fitch” with “Chinese food makes me sick.” Poetry is dead. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition… Read More »1999 Vintage: The “Summer Girls” Lyrics
1999 Classic: The Bourbon
A guy orders a bourbon and says, “Keep them coming until the clocks hit zero.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like… Read More »1999 Classic: The Bourbon
1998 Legacy: The Exercise
“I do sit-ups every morning.” “How many?” “One. I sit up to turn off the alarm.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Exercise
1997 Legacy: The Austin Powers
I told my wife she was “shagadelic.” She told me to go “shag” the lawn. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic &… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Austin Powers
1997 Classic: The Nick Cave “The Boatman’s Call” Sadness
Why the piano? For the year Nick Cave decided that screaming was out and heartbroken ballads about PJ Harvey were in. Part of the 36… Read More »1997 Classic: The Nick Cave “The Boatman’s Call” Sadness
1997 Classic: The Taxpayer Relief Act
Why was it a hit? Because “Relief” is the only thing taxpayers want more than “Refunds.” Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 1997 “Second… Read More »1997 Classic: The Taxpayer Relief Act
1996 Vintage: Evita
Why was Mom singing to the turkey? “Don’t cry for me, Argentina… the truth is, I overcooked you.” Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: Evita
1996 Legacy: The Sock
I’m a sock. I’m just a-foot. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Archive: The Catalog Shopping
Placing an order over the phone and waiting “6 to 8 weeks” for delivery like a pioneer waiting for a supply wagon. Part of the… Read More »1995 Archive: The Catalog Shopping