Why was Mom singing to the turkey? “Don’t cry for me, Argentina… the truth is, I overcooked you.”
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
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2023 Legacy: The "Planet of the Bass" Song
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2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup (Still)
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2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
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35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Smart Table
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2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
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2025 Vintage: The Space Tourism Hype
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Very nice! Great success!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Deal with it. This is gold.