1999 Classic: The Bourbon

A guy orders a bourbon and says, “Keep them coming until the clocks hit zero.”

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@AOL_Surfer10/27/2015 03:02You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Full_House_Lover02/17/2004 06:00You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@DVD_Collector10/29/1997 18:56Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Burning_CDs08/05/2000 16:08I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Mean_Girls_Regina03/05/2000 03:54Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu03/13/2009 20:17Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Chain_Mail_Hater08/09/2002 08:29I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Bad_Luck_Brian04/04/2012 01:43Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker02/21/2002 01:31This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.