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2016 Classic: The High-Speed Internet Celebration

The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the website in under ten seconds.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2024 Archive: The Smart Thermostat App War
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2024 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
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2024 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
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33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
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2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior04/03/2005 14:13I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@ICQ_Flower08/21/2005 11:55The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter07/17/1997 18:39The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Binary_Boy12/24/2009 18:2301001000 01000001 (HA!).
@CRT_Degauss09/25/2010 22:10BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Starship_Troopers11/06/1997 00:34I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Delicious_Links12/29/2010 10:40Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Fred_Channel_0601/24/1999 20:44HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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