1995 Archive: The Catalog Shopping

Placing an order over the phone and waiting “6 to 8 weeks” for delivery like a pioneer waiting for a supply wagon.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

Wall Street officially owns the digital gold now. 2024 is the ye...read more »

Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

@Hanson_Fan_9706/02/1997 12:43Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@DotCom_Survivor08/23/1999 01:55I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Optical_Mouse_9904/10/2008 02:47I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Cyber_Security_X01/20/2007 15:46Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Chocolate_Rain01/13/1995 22:31I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Flash_Intro_Hater11/25/2007 02:22Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!