1998 Legacy: The Exercise

“I do sit-ups every morning.” “How many?” “One. I sit up to turn off the alarm.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

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My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

@Terminator_2_Fan01/25/2003 01:36Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Zoolander_Derek09/30/2013 22:23What is this? A joke for ants?

@Coffee_Addict03/23/2009 14:02404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Winamp_Playlist12/29/2003 02:24Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Star_Wars_Kid05/26/2014 20:03I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Cool_Story_Bro01/29/1996 18:29Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Believe_It_Or_N06/02/1998 09:22I choose to believe it’s funny.

@Net_Neutrality06/11/2000 20:01Equality for all jokes!