1997 Legacy: The Austin Powers

I told my wife she was “shagadelic.” She told me to go “shag” the lawn.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@He_Man_Power08/18/2013 04:35I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Brick_Tamland_L09/28/2003 12:04I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@One_Does_Not_S07/08/2008 07:55One does not simply read one joke.

@WordPress_Fan_0302/02/2015 16:36The best thing since version 1.0!

@Mondo_Media_X10/07/2012 15:44Top tier web animation humor!