2008 Vintage: The Corduroy

I’m “ridged” for humor.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Legally_Blonde_Paulette06/18/2001 11:31I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@USB_Pioneer01/25/2012 02:01Plug and Play laughter!

@Offspring_Guy09/26/2011 05:12The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@G_I_Joe_Real03/14/2005 14:52And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Toolbar_Hater03/22/2011 14:21My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Smosh_Old_School11/01/2001 05:58Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair06/19/2007 19:21I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!