2002 Archive: The Blue Steel
I did the face. She laughed so hard she spilled her wine. Best argument-ender ever. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man &… Read More »2002 Archive: The Blue Steel
2001 Classic: The Mir Space Station Re-entry
Why were we looking at the ocean? Because the 15-year-old Russian station finally took a dive into the Pacific, officially ending the “old school” era… Read More »2001 Classic: The Mir Space Station Re-entry
2001 Vintage: The Mullet Wearer
Business in the dark, party in the light. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive. Historically Verified
2001 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you a question! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Classic: The Mustache
2001 Vintage: The Math Test
Why was the geometry book so frustrated? Because it was tired of being “cornered.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Math Test
2000 Vintage: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use a laser printer? So the “loopholes” would be sharp enough to cut through. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Small Print
2000 Vintage: The “Justin Timberlake” Curls
Why did the boy band members look like they had ramen noodles on their heads? Because ‘N Sync was at their peak, and “Bye Bye… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Justin Timberlake” Curls
2000 Classic: The Knee
“Your knee is clicking.” “Like a mouse?” “Exactly. You need a driver update.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The… Read More »2000 Classic: The Knee
1999 Classic: The Bourbon
A guy orders a bourbon and says, “Keep them coming until the clocks hit zero.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like… Read More »1999 Classic: The Bourbon
1999 Classic: The Gin Rickey
An old man orders a Gin Rickey. The bartender says, “A classic for the end of an era.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Classic: The Gin Rickey