2018 Archive: The Horse

I’m “stable” for the next update.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

@Inkjet_Printers07/05/1997 01:46Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Diva_Plavalaguna01/22/1996 19:14The highest note of humor!

@Weird_Science_G01/16/2010 23:12We created a monster... of a joke!

@Chain_Mail_Hater09/01/2002 20:23I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@One_Does_Not_S10/07/1999 04:23One does not simply read one joke.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler05/06/2015 01:24May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Tay_Zonday_Fan03/22/1995 19:02Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.