Why did the lawyer use a laser printer? So the “loopholes” would be sharp enough to cut through.
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
The coolest joke in the zip code.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
We are many. We are laughing.