2010 Classic: The MGMT “Congratulations”
Why no “Kids 2”? For the band deliberately making a weird psych-prog album just to see if their fans were still paying attention. Part of… Read More »2010 Classic: The MGMT “Congratulations”
2009 Archive: The “Party in the U.S.A.”
Miley Cyrus has a dream and a cardigan, and suddenly we’re all putting our hands up when they play her song. Part of the 68… Read More »2009 Archive: The “Party in the U.S.A.”
2009 Classic: The FarmVille Gift
Why did the traveler get an “Imaginary Cow” for his birthday? Because his friends were too cheap to buy a real souvenir. Part of the… Read More »2009 Classic: The FarmVille Gift
2009 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends. Part… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
2008 Vintage: The Corduroy
I’m “ridged” for humor. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The “Hope” Poster
Why did the HR manager put a blue and red poster of herself in the breakroom? She wanted to inspire “Change” in our filing habits.… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Hope” Poster
2008 Vintage: The Olympic Torch
During the 2008 Olympics, she said the torch was a great metaphor for our marriage: “A lot of running around just to keep a tiny… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Olympic Torch
2008 Vintage: The Phillies World Series
Why was Philadelphia greasing the light poles? Because they finally won a championship, and the city decided to party like it was 1980 all over… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Phillies World Series
2007 Classic: The Bee
I’m “buzzing” with every notification. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Margarita
“Saltier than a MySpace user looking at Facebook.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified