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2009 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway

The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower02/14/2014 00:42The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Sid_Meier_Fan01/18/2015 05:04Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Full_House_Lover04/06/1996 11:55You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Fresh_Prince_9012/14/2000 18:54In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Campus_King04/06/2013 23:53The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Jesus_Quintana02/10/2003 15:42Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Courage_Dog10/31/2015 05:19The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

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