2014 Classic: The HealthKit Hype
My doctor looked at my iPhone’s Health app and said, “It says you climbed 50 flights of stairs today.” I said, “No, I just dropped… Read More »2014 Classic: The HealthKit Hype
2014 Classic: The “Shake It Off” Debut
Why was the 4th so “Taylor-made”? Because Swift officially went full-pop, giving every “hater” at the BBQ a reason to just shake, shake, shake it… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Shake It Off” Debut
2012 Vintage: The Prometheus
A guy spends three hours asking the bartender who created the beer. The bartender says, “A guy named Dave in Milwaukee. Now drink it.” Part… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Prometheus
2012 Vintage: The Gotye “Somebody That I Used to Know”
Why was the traveler so colorful? Because he tried to paint himself into the hotel wallpaper just to feel something. Part of the 48 Travel… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Gotye “Somebody That I Used to Know”
2012 Classic: The 24th Anniversary of 1988
Why did it matter? Because London 2012 proved that the Olympics could still be the most beautiful language in the world. Part of the 53… Read More »2012 Classic: The 24th Anniversary of 1988
2012 Vintage: The 2012 Final Industry Vibe
Why the “End of the World”? Because it was the year Hollywood realized that the “Universe” (Marvel) was the only thing that mattered, and that… Read More »2012 Vintage: The 2012 Final Industry Vibe
2012 Classic: The Skyfall Rebirth
Why was Bond so moody? Because Adele started singing, and suddenly 007 realized that being a spy means dealing with mommy issues, old houses in… Read More »2012 Classic: The Skyfall Rebirth
2011 Legacy: The Fast Five Vault
Why was it the best one? Because the franchise officially gave up on “street racing” and decided that towing a 10-ton vault through the streets… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Fast Five Vault
2011 Vintage: The X-Ray
“Your bones are fine, but your digital footprint is looking a bit fractured.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s… Read More »2011 Vintage: The X-Ray
2011 Legacy: The Thor Hammer Issues
Why was the Dad struggling with the grill lid? Because Chris Hemsworth made him think that if he wasn’t “worthy,” the lid simply wouldn’t lift.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Thor Hammer Issues