Why did everyone in D.C. have a “CrackBerry” in 2002? To make sure they could receive “Bad News” in real-time, even during dinner.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Letting this joke through the port.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!