2021 Vintage: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” high-definition. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Halloween Kills
“Evil dies tonight!” “No, evil just gets a sequel in 2022. Just like your ‘final’ attempt at a diet.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Halloween Kills
2021 Vintage: The Doja Cat “Planet Her”
Why the “Kiss Me More”? For Doja proving she was the most versatile pop-rapper of the decade with a voice that could do anything. Part… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Doja Cat “Planet Her”
2020 Vintage: The Specialist
I went to an ‘Infectious Disease Expert.’ He just screamed “GET OUT!” from a window. Very professional. Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Specialist
2020 Archive: The Heavy Textbook Strain
Still having to carry four heavy hardcover books home in March because nobody knew the school building would be locked for the rest of the… Read More »2020 Archive: The Heavy Textbook Strain
2019 Legacy: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘Platform Fee’?” “Because I had to use an iPad to tell you that you’re fine.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Bill
2018 Archive: The Horse
I’m “stable” for the next update. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Bar Snack
“Are these peanuts ‘Endgame’ spoilers?” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The “Targeting” Pod (Sniper Gen 4)
Why the upgrade? To see the “Confusion” in a conflict zone in 4K resolution, so the General can see the color of the enemy’s eyes… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Targeting” Pod (Sniper Gen 4)
2018 Legacy: The Bumble Launch
“Women have to message first!” “Finally, a way for me to be ignored with initiative.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap &… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Bumble Launch