2020 Vintage: The Specialist

I went to an ‘Infectious Disease Expert.’ He just screamed “GET OUT!” from a window. Very professional.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

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In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

@Men_In_Black_J07/31/1995 12:27Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Diva_Plavalaguna09/27/2001 13:24The highest note of humor!

@Double_Rainbow_G09/27/2008 21:21What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@David_After_Dent11/05/1995 01:22Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@Captain_Obvious06/30/2002 11:19This is a comment on a funny joke.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut12/31/2009 02:50My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair03/31/2005 05:42I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!