2018 Archive: The “Targeting” Pod (Sniper Gen 4)
Why the upgrade? To see the “Confusion” in a conflict zone in 4K resolution, so the General can see the color of the enemy’s eyes… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Targeting” Pod (Sniper Gen 4)
2018 Classic: The Ride-Sharing App Interrogation
Refusing to get into an Uber car because “a real taxicab should have a giant yellow sign on the roof, not a stranger looking at… Read More »2018 Classic: The Ride-Sharing App Interrogation
2017 Classic: The 28-3 Comeback
Why did Falcons fans stop celebrating in the third quarter? Because Tom Brady and the Patriots staged the greatest comeback in Super Bowl history, proving… Read More »2017 Classic: The 28-3 Comeback
2016 Legacy: The Resignation of David Cameron
Why did he quit the day after the Brexit vote? Because he realized that when you bet the whole house on “Remain” and the house… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Resignation of David Cameron
2016 Archive: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” to the next lure. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the… Read More »2016 Classic: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
2016 Classic: The Captain America
Civil War: I told her I’m Team Cap. She said, “I’m Team Divorce if you don’t pick up your socks.” Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2016 Classic: The Captain America
2015 Legacy: The Carrot
I’m “rooting” for the rebels. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The “Pizza Rat” Video
Why was everyone watching the floor? Because if a rat in New York could carry a whole slice of pizza down the subway stairs, surely… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Pizza Rat” Video
2014 Classic: The HealthKit Hype
My doctor looked at my iPhone’s Health app and said, “It says you climbed 50 flights of stairs today.” I said, “No, I just dropped… Read More »2014 Classic: The HealthKit Hype