Why was everyone watching the floor? Because if a rat in New York could carry a whole slice of pizza down the subway stairs, surely we could carry the heavy tray of ham.
Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
She told me “No...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
2024 Archive: Wicked (The Movie)
Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »
2025 Legacy: GTA VI Hype
Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & iPad” Edition
In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" Song
Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Optimized"? Because the AI did the shopping...read more »
2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
2024 Legacy: Civil War (The Movie)
Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »
2024 Vintage: Longlegs
Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Oops, I laughed again!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
#funny #joke #retro #90s