Why did he quit the day after the Brexit vote? Because he realized that when you bet the whole house on “Remain” and the house burns down, it’s probably time to stop being the architect.
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.