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2014 Classic: The HealthKit Hype

My doctor looked at my iPhone’s Health app and said, “It says you climbed 50 flights of stairs today.” I said, “No, I just dropped my phone down an escalator and watched it bounce.”

Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus04/26/2005 16:16What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Incredibles_Dash07/11/2006 02:30That was super fast and super funny!
@Web_Counter_9904/16/2002 19:25I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Search_Scout_9906/12/1999 12:04Scouting the web for gems like this.
@ODP_Editor_9906/10/2012 04:22Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Bebo_Lover_0502/14/2008 22:48Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan12/10/1995 03:29Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan08/23/2002 09:15OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Not_Bad_Obama02/26/2001 23:00Not bad. Not bad at all.

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