Why did the traveler get an “Imaginary Cow” for his birthday? Because his friends were too cheap to buy a real souvenir.
Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2009 “Hudson Miracle & Airbnb” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am crying... with laughter!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
The best thing since version 1.0!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.