2006 Legacy: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Wii Remote needs batteries! Part of the 46 Classic… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Cargo
2005 Classic: The Doom Movie
They put a first-person shooter scene in the movie! It’s like watching someone else play a video game, which is apparently the future of entertainment.… Read More »2005 Classic: The Doom Movie
2005 Legacy: The Myspace Background Theology
The youth group teenagers spending three hours coding custom HTML just to add a glittering, animated cross background and a looping contemporary worship track to… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Myspace Background Theology
2004 Archive: The Harold & Kumar White Castle Run
A movie that made a fast-food craving look like an epic Homeric odyssey. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Archive: The Harold & Kumar White Castle Run
2004 Classic: The Best Original Song Category
Why was it so crowded? Because 2004 was the year everyone thought they could be the next Elton John. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2004 Classic: The Best Original Song Category
2003 Archive: The State of the Union “16 Words”
Why were 16 words so controversial? Because in 2003, the only thing more dangerous than a dictator was a footnote that hadn’t been double-checked by… Read More »2003 Archive: The State of the Union “16 Words”
2003 Legacy: The iPod Battery
A guy’s iPod dies after two hours. The bartender says, “Just like your enthusiasm for this date, huh?” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The iPod Battery
2003 Legacy: The Kill Bill Assassin
One, but she has to fight the Crazy 88 before she can reach the socket. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Kill Bill Assassin
2002 Archive: The Blue Steel
I did the face. She laughed so hard she spilled her wine. Best argument-ender ever. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man &… Read More »2002 Archive: The Blue Steel
2002 Archive: The BlackBerry Invasion
Why did everyone in D.C. have a “CrackBerry” in 2002? To make sure they could receive “Bad News” in real-time, even during dinner. Part of… Read More »2002 Archive: The BlackBerry Invasion