2004 Archive: The Harold & Kumar White Castle Run

A movie that made a fast-food craving look like an epic Homeric odyssey.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

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We’ve archived 30 years of jokes, observations, and digital shif...read more »

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After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

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@AltaVista_Pro09/19/2008 01:39Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes07/11/2006 16:01Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Prestige_World_W08/06/1999 07:32Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Space_Background11/23/2008 07:53The stars are aligned for this joke.

@DMOZ_Volunteer12/21/1998 12:54Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Me_Gusta_Face04/20/1995 20:34Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost11/17/2000 12:22Laughing at the security of my own ribs!