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Why did the blonde bring a map to the shower?

She didn’t want to get lost in the mist.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a map to the shower?”

  1. User_642
    User_642 [Human Verified]

    sharing this with my sister. she is going to hate me for this but its too good.

  2. User_155
    User_155 [Human Verified]

    wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.

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