2022 Legacy: The Ambulance

I told her our life is a high-speed chase. She said, “Only when you’re ‘chasing’ the ice cream truck.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

@Linux_Distro_Fan02/14/2007 12:47Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Cheers_Norm10/19/2009 02:44Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Total_Recall_Fan10/31/2001 23:35Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Wild_Thornberry11/12/1999 18:14Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Digimon_Tamer08/29/1998 12:21My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@Mini_Me_Rocks12/28/2008 09:32... (Laughter in silence).

@Dodgeball_Pat11/19/1996 01:38If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Animated_Mail_G08/27/2007 18:12The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@PopUp_Blocker_X05/16/2013 09:02I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.