2000 Classic: The Virus
I’m feeling a bit “techy” today. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The Eminem Fan
Why is a 40-year-old dad like Eminem? He’s angry, he’s wearing a hoodie he’s too old for, and his knees are weak, arms are heavy. Part… Read More »2000 Classic: The Eminem Fan
2000 Legacy: The Vitamin
“Take this. It has ‘Millennium Minerals’.” “Which are?” “Mostly iron and optimism.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Vitamin
1999 Classic: The Cell Phone Ringtone Symphony
A quiet, solemn moment during the Good Friday service being completely shattered by a prominent parishioner’s Nokia phone loudly chirping a high-pitched electronic version of… Read More »1999 Classic: The Cell Phone Ringtone Symphony
1999 Archive: The Menu
I’m a waiter. I’m just giving you options. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: SpongeBob SquarePants Debut
Why were we watching a kitchen sponge? Because Nickelodeon realized that a porous yellow guy living in a pineapple under the sea was the exact… Read More »1999 Vintage: SpongeBob SquarePants Debut
1998 Archive: The Cassette Tape Ribbon Rescue
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the gears of an old country cassette tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s mechanical teeth.… Read More »1998 Archive: The Cassette Tape Ribbon Rescue
1997 Vintage: The Laptop Docking Station
Why did the salesman feel like a pilot? He had to “dock” his laptop before he could use a real mouse. Part of the 64… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Laptop Docking Station
1997 Archive: The Transplant
I asked for a personality transplant. He checked my charts and said, “Sorry, we can’t find a donor that matches your ego.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Archive: The Transplant
1997 Legacy: The Martina Hingis Slam
Why was the tennis tour a playground? Because 16-year-old Martina Hingis won three Grand Slams in one year, making the veterans feel like they should… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Martina Hingis Slam