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2000 Classic: The Virus

 I’m feeling a bit “techy” today.

Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red12/12/2009 11:34It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@SpiderMan_Tobey10/31/2001 19:46With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Clueless_Dionne05/16/2004 16:28Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Iron_Man_Tony02/02/2009 13:42I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@RoboCop_9005/31/2002 05:36Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan09/05/2005 02:41Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Champ_Kind_Wham07/03/1997 08:45WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@GL_HF_Runner10/05/2004 15:48Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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