A quiet, solemn moment during the Good Friday service being completely shattered by a prominent parishioner’s Nokia phone loudly chirping a high-pitched electronic version of “Gran Vals.”
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition
In 2001, church life was transitioning out of the millennium scar...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition
In 2011, church life was transitioning fully into the cloud era w...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition
In 2023, church life was fully immersed in the era of artificial ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2006 “YouTube Sermons, Myspace Profiles & Nintendo Wii Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2006, church life was diving headfirst into the Web 2.0 era wh...read more »
2024 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2022 “Post-Pandemic Returns, Smart Tithing & Hybrid Board Meetings” Edition
In 2022, church life experienced a massive, joyous return to the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
An elderly homebound parishioner refusing to watch the internet l...read more »
2025 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief...read more »
2024 Classic: The Window AC Jet Engine
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several second...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being comp...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition
In 2004, church life was rapidly moving away from old analog form...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Actually, it IS a cool story!