2008 Archive: The Glove
I’m “fitting” into the crowd. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The File
I’m “storing” my best tweets for later. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Echo
I’m “repeating” the trending tags. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The Nintendogs Responsibility
The girl who broke down crying during a history test because she suddenly remembered she hadn’t given her virtual puppy water on her Nintendo DS… Read More »2005 Classic: The Nintendogs Responsibility
2005 Archive: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2005 Archive: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2004 Vintage: The Final 2004 Vibe
Why was everyone so “Fetch”? Because we survived the year of the flip phone, the mean girl, and the yellow bracelet. We were ready for… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Final 2004 Vibe
2003 Legacy: The Cat in the Hat (Mike Myers)
Why was it so weird? Because in 2003, we learned that a 6-foot tall cat with a New York accent is actually the stuff of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Cat in the Hat (Mike Myers)
2003 Legacy: The Oldschool Nudity
Why Will Ferrell (again)? For a scene that made every college student in 2003 think that “streaking through the quad” was a viable weekend plan.… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Oldschool Nudity
2002 Archive: The “Total Information Awareness” Program
Why was the Pentagon building a giant database? To track everyone’s library books and pizza toppings, because apparently, that’s how you catch a mastermind. Part… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Total Information Awareness” Program
2002 Vintage: The “Jenny from the Block”
J-Lo wants us to know she’s still humble, despite the giant yacht and the Ben Affleck cameo. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “Jenny from the Block”