I’m “storing” my best tweets for later.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Letting this joke through the port.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.