Why was everyone so “Fetch”? Because we survived the year of the flip phone, the mean girl, and the yellow bracelet. We were ready for whatever 2005 had in store.
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
A joke about nothing? Love it!
A joke for the end of the world.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!