2015 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why “The Last in Line” by Tenacious D? Because Jack Black winning a metal Grammy for a Dio cover is the most “Tenacious D” thing… Read More »2015 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
2015 Archive: The Minions Suit
Why did the lawyer represent the Minions? To file a “wrongful employment” suit against every supervillain for lack of health insurance and “banana-based” compensation. Part… Read More »2015 Archive: The Minions Suit
2015 Classic: The Budget Burn
Why Jupiter Ascending? Because $176 million is a lot to spend on a movie that mostly just confused everyone’s grandparents. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards… Read More »2015 Classic: The Budget Burn
2015 Vintage: The Sleep Study
“You stop breathing.” “I was just trying to get a ‘Deep Sleep’ badge.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Sleep Study
2015 Archive: The “Left Shark” Super Bowl
Why was the shark dancing out of sync? Because during Katy Perry’s halftime show, a backup dancer in a shark suit forgot the choreography and… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Left Shark” Super Bowl
2013 Vintage: Candy Crush (Still)
Why was the church service so quiet? Because everyone was “Sugar Crushing” their way through Level 342 under the pews. Part of the 34 Christmas… Read More »2013 Vintage: Candy Crush (Still)
2013 Classic: The Ghost’s Diet
Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “transparent.” Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Classic: The Ghost’s Diet
2013 Legacy: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Shore
2012 Vintage: The 2012 Diet
“I’m on the ‘Pre-Apocalypse Diet’.” “What’s that?” “I eat everything I’ve ever wanted because the world might end on Friday.” Part of the 62 Doctor… Read More »2012 Vintage: The 2012 Diet
2012 Classic: The Honey
I’m “stuck” in a “Gangnam Style” loop. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified