2021 Archive: Venom
Let There Be Carnage: Why did Woody Harrelson have that weird wig? Because Carnage had to look threatening, even if his host looked like he… Read More »2021 Archive: Venom
2020 Legacy: The Tablet
Why did the blonde try to write on her monitor with a pencil? She heard “tablet PCs” were the new thing. Part of the 62… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Tablet
2020 Vintage: The Zoom BBQ
Why was the 2020 BBQ so glitchy? Because half the guests were “Muted,” and the other half spent the whole 4th of July asking, “Can… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Zoom BBQ
2019 Archive: The Tom Brady “Ending” in Foxboro
Why was the wildcard loss to the Titans so quiet? Because Brady threw a pick-six and we all realized that the “Patriot Way” might finally… Read More »2019 Archive: The Tom Brady “Ending” in Foxboro
2019 Legacy: The Best Film Editing
Why did Bohemian Rhapsody win? To show that cutting together a concert is the fastest way to an Oscar (even if the internet made memes… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Best Film Editing
2018 Archive: The Betty White Standing Ovation
Why the tears? Because at 96, she was still the funniest, sharpest, and most beloved person in the building. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards… Read More »2018 Archive: The Betty White Standing Ovation
2018 Archive: The Bumble Date
“Is she coming?” “She said she’d be here, but she has to message first.” “It’s 2018, good luck with that.” Part of the 52 Bar… Read More »2018 Archive: The Bumble Date
2016 Classic: The Moana (Teasers)
Why was the pool “Calling” us? Because Disney started teasing the ocean-epic, and we were all ready to “Restore the Heart of Te Fiti” (or… Read More »2016 Classic: The Moana (Teasers)
2015 Archive: The “Left Shark” Super Bowl
Why was the shark dancing out of sync? Because during Katy Perry’s halftime show, a backup dancer in a shark suit forgot the choreography and… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Left Shark” Super Bowl
2015 Classic: Hamilton (Broadway)
Why was everyone rapping about the Founding Fathers? Because Lin-Manuel Miranda made history cooler than the latest Kanye West album. Part of the 38 Celebrity… Read More »2015 Classic: Hamilton (Broadway)