Let There Be Carnage: Why did Woody Harrelson have that weird wig? Because Carnage had to look threatening, even if his host looked like he escaped a 90s movie set.
Part of the 38 Halloween Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1995 “Ghostface & Windows 95” Edition
In 1995, Halloween was a crossroads of pop culture. It was the ye...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition
In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Moo Deng" Slide
Why was the toddler sliding across the floor like he was covered ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Reptilian" (Zuckerberg’s Glow-up)
Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI-Generated Costume
Why did the girl look like a mix between a unicorn, a pirate, and...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Crypto" Crash Ghost
Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »
2025 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's 2
Why was the pizzeria even scarier? Because the toys got an upgrad...read more »
2013 Joke: What Did The Pumpkin
What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night?...read more »
2022 Archive: Smile
Why was the girl in the background staring at the camera with a t...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition
In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »
2023 Vintage: Talk to Me
Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best wa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
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