1997 Archive: The Transplant

I asked for a personality transplant. He checked my charts and said, “Sorry, we can’t find a donor that matches your ego.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Floppy_Disk_Hero04/13/1998 17:40I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@WebTV_Viewer06/17/2004 04:51Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Matrix_Rebel12/01/1999 02:43I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Saved_By_The_Bell07/04/2010 01:54I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@WiFi_Zero_One03/21/2008 16:21Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Believe_It_Or_N05/18/2015 05:28I choose to believe it’s funny.