2012 Classic: The Honey
I’m “stuck” in a “Gangnam Style” loop. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Arab League Suspends Syria
Why was this a big deal? Because it’s hard to claim you’re “protecting your people” when even your neighbors tell you to stop shooting them.… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Arab League Suspends Syria
2011 Archive: The Anesthesia
“Count backwards from ten.” “Ten… nine… eight… iCloud…” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Lab Rat (10 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Multi-Touch” study? Because lawyers could swipe through a bank account faster than a lab rat could find the… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Lab Rat (10 Edition)
2009 Classic: The “You Lie!” Outburst
Why did Joe Wilson yell during the Joint Session? To remind the world that “Civil Discourse” in 2009 was officially being replaced by “Internet Comment… Read More »2009 Classic: The “You Lie!” Outburst
2009 Archive: The Avatar Surgery
My surgeon said he was going to use 3D glasses for my knee replacement. I asked if it would look better. He said, “No, but… Read More »2009 Archive: The Avatar Surgery
2009 Legacy: The Air
I’m “broadcasting.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Rusty Nail
“Tough as the 2009 economy.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Glove
I’m “fitting” into the crowd. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Recording his survival guide” for the financial apocalypse. Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The 2008 “Great Recession… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Digital Voice Recorder