Why was this a big deal? Because it’s hard to claim you’re “protecting your people” when even your neighbors tell you to stop shooting them.
Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 2011 “Springs, Stings & Royal Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
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