My surgeon said he was going to use 3D glasses for my knee replacement. I asked if it would look better. He said, “No, but it’ll cost $2,000 more for the ‘Cinematic Experience’.”
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Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
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