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2003 Legacy: The Cat in the Hat (Mike Myers)

 Why was it so weird? Because in 2003, we learned that a 6-foot tall cat with a New York accent is actually the stuff of nightmares.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer10/16/1997 07:36You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@AOL_Instant_Msg11/28/2015 23:54I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Scanner_Darkly08/29/2002 11:42I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F07/18/2015 03:41The future is laughing at us.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro08/26/1995 09:53Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Dale_Doback_Fan01/17/2006 08:28Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Get_Flash_Player05/19/2010 21:53Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Fire_Background04/24/2003 21:50This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Safari_Surfer05/09/1999 12:29A wild laugh appeared!
@Social_Media_G09/15/2006 04:33I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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