Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Multi-Touch” study? Because lawyers could swipe through a bank account faster than a lab rat could find the cheese.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ethical AI
Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The TikTok Ban (Final)
A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
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47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.