Why was the pool “Calling” us? Because Disney started teasing the ocean-epic, and we were all ready to “Restore the Heart of Te Fiti” (or at least the heart of the watermelon).
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Despicable Me 4 Mega-Minions
Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »
2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why were there 50 different versions of the parade? Because "Mult...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition
In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mission
Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because...read more »
The Family BBQ Disaster
It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »
2023 Archive: The Blue Beetle Teasers
Why was the kid wearing a blue backpack? Because he was "chosen b...read more »
2024 Classic: The IF (Imaginary Friends)
Why was the chair next to you "occupied"? Because John Krasinski ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Kendrick Era
Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Very Demure" Trend
Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »
2025 Vintage: The GTA VI Wait
Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »
😜 More from category: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition
In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Vuvuzelas” Edition
In 2010, Independence Day was a "dream within a dream." We were a...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition
In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro "Normalcy"
Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Be...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!