“I’m on the ‘Pre-Apocalypse Diet’.” “What’s that?” “I eat everything I’ve ever wanted because the world might end on Friday.”
Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
That was super fast and super funny!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!