Why Jupiter Ascending? Because $176 million is a lot to spend on a movie that mostly just confused everyone’s grandparents.
Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50 Shades of Grey & Fantastic Flops” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: Joker’s Bad Romance
Why did Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga win Worst Screen Combo? Be...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why A Minecraft Movie? For a script that felt like it was genera...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Director
Why Francis Ford Coppola? For proving that if you’re a legend, y...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actor
Why Jack Black? For A Minecraft Movie, where his acting was as f...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2018 “Holmes & Watson, Gotti & Presidential Wins” Edition
In 2018, the 39th Razzie Awards faced a year where real-world pol...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the "Prestigio...read more »
2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Amy Schumer for Unfrosted? For being the "filling" in a movi...read more »
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34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
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Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »
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In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
The magic man... is laughing!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
Posting this to my own wall right now!