2015 Vintage: The Sleep Study

“You stop breathing.” “I was just trying to get a ‘Deep Sleep’ badge.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Elle04/18/1996 16:26What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli10/23/2004 12:40That still only counts as one laugh!

@Avatar_Na_vi12/20/2015 12:08I see you... laughing!

@Dirty_Dancing_F02/25/2000 22:20Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Smosh_Old_School11/05/2000 20:36Back when the internet was simple and funny.