Why was the Pentagon building a giant database? To track everyone’s library books and pizza toppings, because apparently, that’s how you catch a mastermind.
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Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!